Ok, so you guys know I just had a birthday, right? Wherein I told you how bomb diggitylicious my kids are? So, I turned 39. Thirty-nine years old. That’s me. Yep. 39. That’s my number. And the funny thing is, I really don’t mind it a bit. I was sort of afraid to say it [...]

Image via Wikipedia I caved, people. I totally caved. I just could not do it. Staying away from coffee is too hard. I got up this morning and my head was killing me and it was really chilly in here and I just wanted to get back under the covers. There was only ONE way [...]

The strangle hold you have on me, Coffee, is just not good. It is just not a good thing. We can’t go on like this. I love you then I hate you then I love you. But you? You are another story altogether: You make me think you love me, then you hate me, then [...]

Yes, quite literally, I have a pain in my neck! I woke up this morning and my neck was hurting. I have had this sore spot for a while now. Two spots, really – the glands on either side of my neck. I got sick last February – I had a sinus infection, along with [...]

You damn fool, migraine – sneaking into my beautiful Thursday morning and snatching precious vocabulary out of my brain! How dare you! That’s right – I know you’re there, I feel you coming. And more than that, my drastically-reduced mastery of the English language speaks of your imminent arrival! Be gone, you worthless bastard! Look, [...]

My neck has been hurting pretty badly lately as a result of that ear infection that I couldn’t afford to treat. Totally and completely weird that the pain is in my neck – I’ve never had that happen before with an ear infection, that I can remember. I’m told it’s caused by a buildup of [...]