HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! Have you read Bagel And Tooth For Breakfast, Part 1? No? Well go read it right quick and then come back here! *************************************** Okay, now are we all on the same page? Groovy! Where was I….? Oh right – I concentrated harder than some Judo Warrior Zen dude on not touching [...]

[Alternate Title: "Eat Your Breakfast, Dear, Not Your Tooth!"] Dude. Craziness. Absolute crazy sauce. With a side of tooth! But what about I start at the beginning, eh? Okay. Several months ago, I noticed that my teeth were really, massively, uberly over-sensitive to sugar. I mean, like, YEEEEEOWTCH! sensitive. I thought, now what in the [...]

My awesome family gave me the very best surprise party yesterday for my 40th birthday!! They completely threw me for a loop and caught me by surprise, even though my silly husband had managed to spill the beans a week ago! I was so happy that I was surprised anyway! Oh man, oh man – [...]

Why in the heck does this goofy, spelunking (not!) hippie miss Dallas, Texas so darned much??? My Family! First, and most importantly – of course, my family! Duh! I lived in Dallas from the time I was eight months old until I was thirty-six years old. And my folks and one of my brother’s and [...]

I would think there’s been a mistake somewhere, because, I’m really sure there aren’t enough ‘grown up’ cells in my body for me to actually be FORTY YEARS OLD. However, it seems that it’s true – I am 40 years old today. Wow. I have, thankfully, been reassured by some family members that they will [...]

[Have you read the first part of this story? You can find Part One here: I Dreamt That I Felt Beaten...] Ok, I’m pretty wiped out here, but, I promised to continue the story after lunch and, well, it is ‘after lunch’ – just a little more after than I’d intended. I had a major [...]