Merry Christmas Text Message

I got this uber doober fantabulousmous ‘Merry Christmas’ text message from a girlfriend here in town. LOL!! It actually was one of those FWD’s – which usually drive me crazy – but, this one ….I loved! I was cracking up so hard! I got it one morning before school (or that’s when I noticed it) and the kids were wondering what had me cackling like a crazy woman! When I told them, Shawn grabbed my phone and forwarded it to some of his friends. And when I got my phone back – I even forwarded it to some people!!
bes fren’s uncle’s x-wife’s boyfren’s mama’s
nexdoe neighba’s susta in law said tell you
murcripmus
I was thinking that was ‘redneck’ and I was gonna title this something like ‘Redneck Christmas’ or something or other, but, then I thought maybe it’s not redneck. Who knows. It’s just darn funny!
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ROFLMAO!
I know, right! I had to share it here!
LOL. I’m from the south and redneck is my second language! Merry Christmas!
Hahaha! Merry Christmas to you, too, Matt!
I was worried because seeing such a long ‘heritage’, I thought it might be your sister or mate giving the wish.
Given the cousin’s child ‘may’ have been fathered outside of wedlock, I threw the papers in the air trying to figure out the genealogy. lol
LOL, John!!! It does get complicated, doesn’t it?
[...] Rather than digest her regardless where she got it from, click on Lisa’s pick and get a laugh like I did. [...]
I do like a goddess that cackles – somehow it’s very reassuring ………
Hahahaha! Thank you, Daddy Papersurfer! Glad to know I can be reassuring!