Actually, maybe these are my favorite quotes of the month – or maybe even – of the YEAR! Seriously – I can’t stop laughing at either one of these!!

Ready? Here we go:

This first one is in reference to small town folks getting excited about something new in their town. Since I live in a small town now, this one just cracks me up!

You would have thought Jesus came and pooped in the town square!

And what made it even funnier was it wasn’t from one of my ..uh, shall we say? Mouthier friends….this was from someone who goes to church EVERY Sunday and doesn’t hardly ever cuss! Bwahahahaha!!

Moving on… OH. MY. GAWD. But I love this one! I can’t stop saying it over and over again in my head!

You could have heard a McNugget drop!

Laughing Star
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That’s me laughing! Yeah, that’s what I really looked like – only because, darnit John P – you made me laugh that hard! If ya’ll wanna hear the backstory on that one (which is a very good point, actually!!!) check it out here: Hey, How About NOT Being an A-Hole?