Adsense Heart Attack
Image via WikipediaI think I might have an Adsense heart attack! Frealz, ya’ll! Haha! I have been an adsense affiliate since
…wait for it…
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
…and I am JUST NOW about to reach payout for the first time! Are you proud of me? Do you think I’m awesome? Or ….do you think I’m ‘Awesome Blossom’? Hahaha!
Now listen, please don’t let this sway you when my new training course comes out next month. It’s called ‘The Uber Duber Queen Adsense Exclusive Club’! I’ll be teaching you all the ins and outs of Adsense affiliation. I will teach you how to pace yourself, so you don’t make too much money too fast and burn yourself out on the whole ‘affiliate marketing game’. Because goodness knows, we wouldn’t want you to burn out on too much success and go back and get a J.O.B.
Stay tuned closely to the blog, as details for the most important marketing education club will be coming out soon!
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I just got my first Adsense last month myself!
I am impressed. I’ve been signed up for quite a while, their widget doesn’t work on my blog, and I am nowhere near payout. I don’t even know if I have a balance. I finally removed all traces of them from my site. But congrats on payout!
While I’m very sad for you, I can appreciate the feeling. Now you just have to wait about 25 days for the money to be sent to you.
Also, in honor of this moment, I’m going to find an ad and click on it for you;-)
@Lisa – Congrats, hon! Tell me you didn’t take as long as I? Please…?
@Belle – They’re not really widgets, it’s just some html coding, and it should totally work on your blog. Let me know if you’d like some help with it. I’ve been toying with the idea of taking it off of my blogs and only using it on static pages, but, I’m not fully decided yet.
@John – I hope the wink meant you’re only kidding, as I certainly don’t want to get nabbed for click fraud. And I’m not actually at payout yet. With the bang-it-out rate I’m going, could be another month before I even get there! LOL And then, I guess, 25 days after that for payout. Ay ay ay!!