I’m The Best Wife Ever

So yeah, uh, I’m surfing the net yesterday afternoon, and I went here and I went there and I went everywebwhere… and I landed on a blog of a fellow Alabamian who had taken this lovely test, The 1930′s Marital Scale. I thought to myself, ‘Well, self, that right there is gonna be right up your irreverent, slobby, foul-mouthed alley!’
And wouldn’t ya know it? I was right!
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6 As a 1930s wife, I am |
Just so we’re clear as mud, here’s how the scoring goes:
Scoring:
0-24 – Very Poor (Failure)
25-41 – Poor
42-58 – Average
59-75 – Superior
76+ – Very Superior
By far, I have to say – I mean, by FAR, this was my favorite line of the test:
Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress.
I’m no brainiac (My dad’s in Mensa – does that count for anything? No? Didn’t think so, darn…), but, I can tell what they’re talking about! The thing I don’t get is how in the holy hell does ‘congress’ mean sex?!
Do you react with pleasure and delight? Huh, now, do you? Hahaha!
Here’s a confusing one for you:
Wears red nail polish.
I think they’re saying that’s a bad thing, aren’t they? Sounds like it to me. Now, that’s some funny chit right there!
“Ooh, did you hear that Buck’s wife wears red nail polish?!” Oh the shame!






Okay, I must be the most modern wife ever – I scored a -29 as a 1930′s wife! HAH!
OMG, woman!!! That’s hysterical!!! You should brag about what a terrible wife you are on your MySpace blog! LOL!!
Lol — I need to see what mine is . . .I’m a little scared!
(stopping by from Mom Bloggers Club, by the way!)
Hi Rachel! Thanks for coming over to visit! Please come back and tell your score here – I’d love to know! Hahaha!
Hi! Stopping by from mombloggers
I love your blog as well! Good stuff.
I am scared to take this test!
Hi Christina – thanks for dropping by! You have to take the test! You just have to! Hahaha!!
Thanks for the blog compliment!