Posted on Aug 11, 2008 - 3:58pm by HippieLisa in Uncategorized

So yeah, uh, I’m surfing the net yesterday afternoon, and I went here and I went there and I went everywebwhere… and I landed on a blog of a fellow Alabamian who had taken this lovely test, The 1930’s Marital Scale. I thought to myself, ‘Well, self, that right there is gonna be right up your irreverent, slobby, foul-mouthed alley!’
And wouldn’t ya know it? I was right!
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6 As a 1930s wife, I am |
Just so we’re clear as mud, here’s how the scoring goes:
Scoring:
0-24 – Very Poor (Failure)
25-41 – Poor
42-58 – Average
59-75 – Superior
76+ – Very Superior
By far, I have to say – I mean, by FAR, this was my favorite line of the test:
Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress.
I’m no brainiac (My dad’s in Mensa – does that count for anything? No? Didn’t think so, darn…), but, I can tell what they’re talking about! The thing I don’t get is how in the holy hell does ‘congress’ mean sex?!
Do you react with pleasure and delight? Huh, now, do you? Hahaha!
Here’s a confusing one for you:
Wears red nail polish.
I think they’re saying that’s a bad thing, aren’t they? Sounds like it to me. Now, that’s some funny chit right there!
“Ooh, did you hear that Buck’s wife wears red nail polish?!” Oh the shame!

6 Responses
Belinda
August 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am
1Okay, I must be the most modern wife ever – I scored a -29 as a 1930’s wife! HAH!
HippieLisa
August 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am
2OMG, woman!!! That’s hysterical!!! You should brag about what a terrible wife you are on your MySpace blog! LOL!!
Rachel L
August 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am
3Lol — I need to see what mine is . . .I’m a little scared!
(stopping by from Mom Bloggers Club, by the way!)
HippieLisa
August 15th, 2008 at 8:38 am
4Hi Rachel! Thanks for coming over to visit! Please come back and tell your score here – I’d love to know! Hahaha!
Christina
August 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
5Hi! Stopping by from mombloggers
I love your blog as well! Good stuff.
I am scared to take this test!
HippieLisa
August 21st, 2008 at 11:54 am
6Hi Christina – thanks for dropping by! You have to take the test! You just have to! Hahaha!!
Thanks for the blog compliment!
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