So yeah, uh, I’m surfing the net yesterday afternoon, and I went here and I went there and I went everywebwhere… and I landed on a blog of a fellow Alabamian who had taken this lovely test, The 1930′s Marital Scale. I thought to myself, ‘Well, self, that right there is gonna be right up your irreverent, slobby, foul-mouthed alley!’

And wouldn’t ya know it? I was right!

6 As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor (Failure) Take the test!

Just so we’re clear as mud, here’s how the scoring goes:

Scoring:

0-24 – Very Poor (Failure)
25-41 – Poor
42-58 – Average
59-75 – Superior
76+ – Very Superior

By far, I have to say – I mean, by FAR, this was my favorite line of the test:

Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress.

I’m no brainiac (My dad’s in Mensa – does that count for anything? No? Didn’t think so, darn…), but, I can tell what they’re talking about! The thing I don’t get is how in the holy hell does ‘congress’ mean sex?!

Do you react with pleasure and delight? Huh, now, do you? Hahaha!

Here’s a confusing one for you:

Wears red nail polish.

I think they’re saying that’s a bad thing, aren’t they? Sounds like it to me. Now, that’s some funny chit right there!

“Ooh, did you hear that Buck’s wife wears red nail polish?!” Oh the shame!