What?!  You’re going to do what?!
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Flickr pic from Dizzy Girl

I’m going to buy my 13 year old son a dress this afternoon.  Pretty typical, right?  Haha!  Ok, he’s going to be in a Womanless Beauty Pageant at school! Isn’t that hysterical? A good friend of my other son was in it last year, and although we didn’t go (said son doesn’t like to inform me of much..hrmph…), the pictures were a SCREAM! His mother actually took him to some dress shop. Dress shop? Hello? I don’t even shop at dress shops, and no, the child will not even be shopping at the fancy boutique where I do shop for myself – WalFart. No, actually, I will be taking him to the thrift shop! He argued with me on this point, and I told him that if I bought him a dress at WalFart, he had to wear it a minimum of ten times! Ha!

Shortly after we moved here a new thrift shop opened up and it is huge! I think we’ll have lots to pick from and we might just have a total blast! Who knows – I may find him some adorable vintage number with a hand-crocheted shawl to go with it! Oh man, I crack myself up! :D

The only part I can see that might be difficult is the shoes. I found a gorgeous ‘woman’ on Flickr that had no problem figuring out the ’shoe issue’!
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Flickr pic from Dizzy Girl

You’ll have to pardon her pal with her ‘britches’ flashing us! Oh my! She wrote ‘Vote for Me’ on those britches. But the ‘chick’ on the left – what a style maven! Fishnets and construction boots – I love it! Haha!

The hubs went on a trip today, and it’s a darned good thing, too. His poor little redneck heart just couldn’t take this. He was full of head-shaking and tongue-clicking before he left! He just doesn’t understand the expressive, creative souls that Shawn and I are!