Not Down With Getting Healthier Yet

I said the other day that I was going to start back logging my food at Sparkpeople.com ….and I started to do just that. Really, I did. I think I logged my lunch yesterday and that was it in the last two days. Dudes, I’m just not there yet. My head is not ‘back in the game’. I can feel myself mentally getting closer, though. And I think I’m getting closer in terms of the amount of food I’m eating, as well. I need to get back on the Getting Healthier Train. Man, it feels amazing when I do. The mental, spiritual, emotional pick-me-up from doing so is a total kick! And my business (all of the various stuff that I do online) is doing better, so coupling that with making a new commitment to myself would ROCK!

Oh – you know what I should do? I was involved in a challenge on Sparkpeople. I failed when I gained weight one of the weeks. They still let you stay ‘in’ – you just log your weight every Monday in a different spot from the people still ‘in the game’. So you are still challenging yourself, working towards your own personal goals – they didn’t just boot me out on my tuckus, so that’s cool. And they do other challenges within the challenge that I can still participate in. Anyhoo – one of those mini-challenges early on was to join a site called HabitForge.com and set up a habit that you wanted to work on – a certain thing that you wanted to become a habit.

I’ve gotten out of the habit of hitting my knees every morning and night – so I set my first challenge up as ‘hitting my knees every morning’. They send you a daily email to ask you if you ‘did your habit’ the previous day. So I just had the idea that maybe I could piggy back Sparkpeople and HabitForge – just to get me back in the groove. I’ll set up a habit in there of ‘logging food into Sparkpeople for the whole day’. I don’t know if you can have more than one habit at once, though. Well, I’ll just set up another account with another email if not.

Hang on a sec…. gonna go do it right now…. in the middle of this post….. Ok, I’m back! You can have multiple habits. I set this one as ‘logging food at Sparkpeople.com”. Awesome! I’m going to get back on track!! I already feel that old familiar excitement about doing right by myself food-wise. It’s kind of a little rush, you know?

The other thing I’d been having trouble with is exercising, because of this stoopid broken foot! I had started doing some exercise videos and walking with Puppy again, I had even bought an exercise ball, kind of like this bender ball. And then I broke my durn foot. Chair – meet foot. Foot – meet chair. Urgh. I’ve been trying to ‘concoct exercises that I can still do in my …uh… slightly debilitated state. I’ve come up with a few, not a whole lot of cardio stuff, though.

Tonight after driving my daughter fifty miles, round trip, to the orthodontist – with my foot achy, tired, and sore – I thought of a way that I could actually exercise my legs! Why with my foot hurting I thought of it, I’ll never know. I don’t know how much cardio it will be, but, I can lie on my back and do bicycle ‘pedaling’ in the air. Cool, right? I’m excited I thought of it and I’m going to try it tomorrow.

I’d already thought of push ups and something else…hmm… I’ll remember tomorrow! And of course I can do sit ups and supermans and anything on the floor pretty much. I had told a personal trainer friend of mine that I’d wiggle around in my office chair – kind of dancing, twisting – whatever I could do! But when I tried it, I needed my goofy foot for balance and sort of ‘lift off’ so that didn’t work out very well.

I have rambled on far too long tonight – we’ll see if I can’t get my crazy self BACK IN THE GAME tomorrow! Wish me luck!

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Google Adsense Riches – You Know I’m Making ‘Em!

Ahhhh… Twitter in the morning! What’s not to love? I personally love Twitter in the morning – it is my all time favorite Twitter time! I have so much fun talking with people and getting our days started together. This morning, while I was schmoozing on Twitter, I happened to go check my Google Adsense earnings from yesterday. Whoa! They were a’ pumpin’!! And I do mean PUMPIN’! Yes sir – on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 – I made a whoppin’

ONE CENT!

I’m swimmin’ in it now, ya’ll! And I was so excited that I just had to share the news with all my Twitter buds, of course! It went something like this:

@LisaMarieMary DUDES!! I made ONE CENT yesterday in Adsense! I’m rich! I’m rich! Want me to to take you out to lunch??

@DB Ferguson Whoo hoo! Now Grandma can have her operation!

@LisaMarieMary I know!!! Isn’t it just wonderful??

And it also went like this:
@TraciKnoppe Congrats!! Sure you can take me out to lunch! What time will your limo be here to get me? :)

@LisaMarieMary Be ready by 11:30 wearing nothing but your best – u KNOW we’re going someplace *EXPENSIVE*!!!!

@TraciKnoppe Squee!! Does the meal come with a surprise inside. :)

@LisaMarieMary Why sure baby – a diamond ring, but, of course!!!

So funny, right? Then this afternoon, I head over to my Gmail to check my emails and what do I see? I see this:

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From: Google Adsense Subject: Gain insight into your AdSense revenue with Analytics reports

Hi,

Could you be earning more from your AdSense for content ads?
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BWAHAHAHA! Classic! No, no really, I’m just fine. I’m totally happy with the exorbitant amount of income I’m making from Adsense! Thanks for the offer to help, though!

;)

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Best Blog Comment Spam Ever!

On my Naturally Lisa blog, I have a post I wrote about my headaches, Icepick Headache, and I recently received the loveliest comment spam on that post. It was so lovely, in fact, that I had to pop in here and share it with you:

I inclination not acquiesce in on it. I over warm-hearted post. Especially the title-deed attracted me to review the whole story.

Um …yeah. Read it. Then read it again. Then read it aloud. You will laugh more every time.

I get a lot of ‘it’s oh so obvious you’re just comment spamming me’ comments on my blogger blogs. If they have left a reasonable comment and their link is not for a questionable site – I will generally leave it.

That one got zapped by my magic delete key!

Ha!

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Chocolate Trouble

peanut m&m'sIt seems I’ve gotten myself into a little bit of chocolate trouble. Or a lot, perhaps, depending on your viewpoint. I was choosing healthy food to eat, I was logging my daily intake of food at Sparkpeople.com and I was doing well. Then I went to Nashville for a conference with a friend and we indulged ourselves. It was quite fun, actually. We had a blast!

Ever since then, though, I’ve been having trouble getting back on track, getting my head ‘back in the game’, if you will. I want Peanut M&M’s every day. And I have been obliging myself. It’s ridiculous. I don’t think there are any shapely secrets hidden in that bag of M&M’s. Well, that is, unless – you want to count the shape ’round’. And I’m really rather tired of that shape.

But you know – actually, I was eating M&M’s prior to going to Nashville. I was just being a lot smarter about it. I was only buying the regular size bag – not the extra large or super size or whatever it’s called. And I was dividing it up into two snacks – and that was totally fitting in my calorie count for the day. Now, though, I’m buying the large and I am absolutely having trouble not eating the whole bag at once. And the large bag has a LOT more calories in it!! It hardly counts for a ’snack’ when it is taking up a whole meal’s worth of points!! Or calories, as it were.

I’m getting really sick of being such an M&M drunk’! I so hope I’m ready to give it up soon. I tell you what, blog readers, I’m going to promise to you, right now, that tomorrow – I will go log my food at Sparkpeople. No matter what I eat – I’ll take responsibility for it in black and white on my Sparkpeople profile.

And now I’m going to take my full tummy (full on dinner, but, it was too high in calories, too) and go to bed. Goodnight – thanks for reading my whining!

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Tepid With A Side Of Roach Please

showerheadThis house. Oh, this house. I just got through telling you about the oh-so-loverly old kitchen appliances we have …and I go to take a shower and it is, yet again, tepid very quickly! This is a two story house with most of the house on the second floor. The garage is on the bottom floor and the water heater is in the garage. The kitchen sink is directly above the water heater – so you better be darn careful when you want to use hot water in the kitchen. We get scalded all. the. time.

Then you have the upstairs bathroom (well, there are two, but, one you can’t shower in – don’t get me started) and it is on the opposite end of the house from the kitchen. So the hot water heater is a good distance from the place where I would like some hot water to pour over my head and over my body and let me bask in its loveliness. So that loveliness doesn’t really happen. Unless, of course, you count the first forty-five seconds of the shower. (To be fair, it lasts a little longer than that, but, NOT MUCH! I am so not even kidding.

You cannot take a bath, because, by the time the bath would fill up – the water would be freezing cold. My daughter sometimes gives in and takes a bath in 2-3 inches of water, just because she really wants a bath. Oh boy, do I ever miss a good, hot bubble bath! (We’ve been here 3 1/2 years in this house.) So it’s a temperature problem, but, also a ‘water pressure’ problem. My husband tells me not to call it that, because, it’s not really water pressure. Very little water comes out very gently. I’m no plumber, but, I call that water pressure. And that is the main problem that the original owner, John, had so many plumbers out here for – and none of them could ever fix it.

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The Kids Think Our 1987 Microwave Oven Is Outdated

oldovenI have no idea what’s wrong with these kiddos! They just don’t like our microwave oven. I mean, gosh! It’s only from 1987 – hahaha! Ok, truth be told, they don’t like any of our kitchen appliances …and more truth be told, neither do I! If there’s one thing this house has provided us, it is lots and lots of stuff to make fun of and carry on about!

Back to the crazy microwave – this thing does the funniest (oddest) things to our food. You have to be very watchful and careful and also quite ready to just completely throw away your popcorn when you’re making microwave popcorn. Let’s say you pop it for 3:33 (that’s the time we used in our microwave when I was growing up!) …and it doesn’t get all the way popped. So the next time you put it for just 3 minutes. And it burns! Less time – and it burns!! Or better yet – man, this one really baffles me – you put it in for some amount of time based on your last experience, and it not only burns it, but, it also doesn’t cook it! What? Yes. It’s the funniest thing! The bag puffs up a little bit, to maybe about half an inch – so you know that popcorn is not popped! But on the bottom layer – it’s burned! Isn’t that just the craziest thing?!

It’s just nuts. And the dishwasher is just as nutty. And the oven, oh gawd, don’t get me started on that damn thing! Bake cookies at my house? Yeah, pfft – good luck with that one! You can make dinner, without much trouble – but, baking – nah. That doesn’t turn out so well. And the refrigerator is like an old lemon car, falling apart here, there, and everywhere. LOL

The kids and I went digging around, looking at every corner of these things looking for the years they were made. I think I found a 1987 on the oven, as well. It’s kind of hard to tell, because, of the way the numbers are – it might not really be a 1987 at all. But if it is, I think I figured out that the man who built this house – the only previous owner, went on a ‘fix up the house’ shopping spree in 1987 and then was such a penny pincher, that he never did upgrade anything. I’m surprised, really, that the appliances aren’t older than they are. From the picture we’ve pieced together of this man, he was not really a ’spender’. I bet that year he just found some really good shopping deals and went for it! Or it might have been that his wife put her foot down. I can ’see’ the conversation in my mind.

“John, we’ve lived here for twenty-six years now! These appliances need to be updated! You’re just being silly! Now let’s go compare shopping prices and see what we can find! I’m not going to live with these rickety things anymore!”

He was so into football and his army buddies, that kitchen appliances just were not on his list of priorities. I know a guy (kinda well) who doesn’t like to spend money on needs *ahem* – he’d much rather spend money on wants. I was just explaining that to his son the other day. Maybe John was like that, too.

One thing that I know that he did, in fact, try to update – is the plumbing. From what I’ve been told, he had multiple people out here that tried to fix it. And I’ll tell you what – if there’s one thing that makes me move out of this house faster than anything, it’s gonna be the plumbing. The showers here just plain SUCK! When I was at a hotel last week, I just stood in that shower and enjoyed. every. single. minute. of it!!!! And then I took another – and then I took another!! Hahaha!

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